Its funny the things that people think will make them look more sexy.

We saw a couple of very overweight girls today in skimpy two piece bikinis, fags hanging out their mouths, sun-baking their already leathery bodies, being careful not to miss the folds of skin between the rolls of fat.

There was another lady, easily in her seventies, hunched back with everything sagging in all the wrong places. She was also wearing a very attractive two piece and had seen so much sun in her time that you could make a whole suitcase from her skin.

Now the men are not excluded from this phenomenon, with budgie smugglers the swimwear of choice for all body shapes and sizes, they are definitely competing for best on beach.

Sym and I look very out of place in our boardies and tops.